- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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