Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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