- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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