whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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womens rights

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Anti Joke

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