- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Rebecca Black

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Thats what she said

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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