- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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