- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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