- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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