- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

world peace

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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