- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

I am dyslexic

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Women's Rights

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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