- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Obama

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Face...tastes like chicken!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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