- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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