- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

I am dyslexic

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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