- Anti Joke

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.