I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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