- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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