Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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