So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Knock knock Shut up

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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homosexual

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Obama

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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