A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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