Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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