A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Black people.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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