Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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