- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Black people.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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