what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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