- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

knock knock come in

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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