- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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