How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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hey hey apple

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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