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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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