- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

hey hey apple

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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