What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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