Women's Rights.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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