- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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