A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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