Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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this site is an antijoke

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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