- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

womens rights

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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