knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Testicles.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Your mom

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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