- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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