What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

haha

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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