what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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haha

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42

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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