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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Testicles.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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