Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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