- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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