person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did death say to life? Go die

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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