Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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The Joke Below

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Praise Paisley

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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I hate blackniggers

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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