- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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