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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Coldpaly is a good band

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The Joke Below

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Jews

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Praise Paisley

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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