Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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