- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Where are you going Your house

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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