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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dads dead. lol

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

asdf

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

YO FACE

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