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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

YO FACE

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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