- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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