- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

long in the tooth!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Two planes walk into an office building

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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