- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Moral

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

women's rights

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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