- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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