So a seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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