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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

I had a lemon. hi.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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